Perhaps word of my naughtiness has gotten to Santa Punnett, as I'm receiving quite a lump of coal this week for SNP. Yes, one of my least favorite "stars" in the C2C universe : Peter Lance. Ugh. He's on to talk about Able Danger, a story that was going around months ago. Good to see you're on top of things, Lance.

Remember that time this Summer that Hoagland hijacked Saturday night Coast ? I do. So does Punnett. Hence his "new look" for this week's "Faces of Punnett" ...

It's 2 minutes past 1 AM. I just clicked the Punnett button. We rockin.

The pre-show commercials continue to repeat, with Ian making that awful lawyer / two headed rattlesnake joke. Ugh. It doesn't get funnier on the 12th week.

Fire up the theme music, because here comes Punnett ...

I'm still afflicted with a sore throat, so hopefully Ian will comfort me.

Wow, that was actually the best intro I've heard from IP in quite some time. I still am not a fan of "odor to the odorless", but otherwise it was solid. Ian sounds pumped up tonight.

Ian's talking about Glenn Kimball and the Kolbrin Bible. Sounds like a real good episode tonight. Ian's teasing some wild stuff that will be ahead with Kimball. Ian teases tonight's news and e-mail, but must, of course, go to a ...

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Back from the break, Ian says President Bush makes "crypto news". Bush authorized eavesdropping on Americans to fight terrorism. How is that crypto ?

New satellites being launched out of Europe. Ian likes physorg.com. European version of GPS coming soon.

Jesus, Ian grabs another story from physorg.com. Single crystal silicone fabric or something even more technical I didn't quite get. Sounds like future Ian Punnett fetish club wear.

Japan is digging into the Earth's crust.

Lance Armstrong is alleging a conspiracy. A smear campaign against his Lanceness. And I care ... why ?

Mariah Carey was in France. She tried to speak French. She thought she was complimenting the meal but, in fact, said she pissed her pants. Ian said it in a less crass way than me, he is from the mid-west, afterall.

Tasty Canadians respond to last week's guest Riley Martin. Some dude e-mailed defending reptoids. He sent a website. Ian plugs it, the nut.

E-mail re: Riley Martin from last week. E-mail writer wants some proof, in the form of a book, from aliens after abductions. Ugh.

E-mail re: Riley Martin. Dude believes him, but his book is too expensive. Bad joke in there that Ian butchers.

E-mail re: Riley Martin. Dude calls it a trainwreck. Says WWAD, What Would Art Do ?

E-mail re: Riley Martin on 911. Apparently, Ian is anti-911-Truth Movement. E-mail author calls Ian the "Gay Art Bell". Classic. That must be a first.

E-mail re: Some tolerance rant that Ian had last week at the end of the show.

E-mail re: Dr. Campbell from a few weeks back. More on milk causing acne. Gross. I love clam chowder and rarely get a single pimple. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Ian, you milk hater. This e-mail sounds like a pity party for some chick who had bad acne. Get over yourself.

E-mail re: soy milk is bad for you. Ian is as annoyed as I am.

E-mail re: debunking of 911 Truth Movement. Obnoxious one at that.

E-mail re: A Christmas Story from some chick. Ian will read it at the end of the show. He also gives me a great gift ... no SNP next week on X-mas eve. Thank God.

E-mail re: 666. Author thinks the antichrist is Bill Gates.

E-mail re: 666. Author thinks the antichrist is Ronald Reagan.

E-mail re: 666. Author thinks it is Clear Channel Communications. No kidding. Twas nice knowing you, Ian.

E-mail re: 666. Some dude sent Ian a crazy number to call. Ian called and some woman hung up on him.

Sweet Jesus, Ian won't be on next week or in two weeks. Double days off for your faithful Ian follower.

Wow. Ian pulls Peter Lance in right now.

He wants to start out with more 911 Truth Movement debunking. Ugh. Just the person to ask, Ian.

Peter Lance says he doesn't want to get into "the old Alex Jones debate" and references the infamous 911 Roundtable from June. How's that dead horse you are beating, Peter ? He says 911 is a result of government negligence. He calls the 911 Truth Movement a distraction.

He's pushing Able Danger. He calls the 911 Commission a "whitewash". He reiterates that the 911 Truth Movement is a "distraction". He craps on the "Alex Jones / shadow government world". Typical low rent garbage from Lance with pot shots at Alex Jones.

Lance is fully satisfied that a plane hit the Pentagon. Of course he is.

He rambles right into a ...

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Ian digs into the 80's for middling bumper music once again. I forget the song, but I'm sure you were rocking out to it back in 1986. Somewhere, Ian was sporting a Miami Vice look and desperately trying to lose his virginity.

Ian says Peter Lance has done some great work on Able Danger and "it's growing". Lance wants indictments.

But before we can get to that foolish rant from PL, we must have another ...

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Back for more with IP and Peter Lance.

Ian checked out Lance's website. He wants Lance to bring us all up to date on what Able Danger is all about.

Lance is barely audible here, but thankfully someone cranks up his volume. Lance is doing his usual thorough job of debriefing us on what Able Danger was all about, albeit from a mainstream point of view.

Apparently, the government did some kind of massive search for information on Arab terrorists. Lance plugs some kind of flow chart that was in his book. He says it proves that the 911 Commission's take on the origins of 911 were false.

Lance is dropping a lot of names here. He's all over the map. If you like jazz, you'll love this, as Lance is tooting his own horn big time here.

Lance calls 911 the greatest intelligence failure since the Trojan Horse. He's not much for hyperbole, I guess.

He's saying the 911 Truth Commission tried to cover the butts of Bush Sr. and Clinton.

Lance is rambling some here. Ian isn't stepping in. Apparently, some dude tried to blow the whistle on Able Danger back in the day and information ended up getting destroyed. Lance is dealing in material that has been discussed for months in the "conspiracy" field. This is old news.

Ian makes a bad joke here. He segues into asking why the 911 Truth Commission covered up for Bush and Clinton and intelligence negligence.

Lance says it is a case of "cover your ass". He says that proving a conspiracy is pointless when there are obvious incidents of negligence at work.

He's going over all the times the government dropped the ball on Al Qaeda. He's saying they are essentially incompetent, not corrupt. Sure.

Ian asks if this is intentional negligence or incompetence.

Lance goes after Alex Jones again. He wonders how Bill Clinton is involved in the conspiracy. What ? He is railing on Haliburton now and calling for an impeachment of Bush and Cheney.

He's rambling here, big time. He's saying that Hollywood puts the FBI and CIA on a pedestal and it is not true.

He goes off on a side rant anecdote about how awful the intelligence agencies are.

Ian is trying to reign him in here. Lance keeps going on his rambling to rail against the 911 conspiracy folks.

Ian asks if the cover up is so we don't lose the sympathy of the world for 911.

Lance pats himself on the back about working for ABC news. Yeah, I saw their UFO special. He says the media and government don't want to admit they were wrong.

He says we didn't need the Patriot Act, we just needed people to do their job. Good luck with that.

Ian mentions Ramsey Yousef. Lance starts with a little biography, but Ian, thankfully, cuts him off. Ian mentions Project Bojinka.

Lance turns this into a story about how he got into writing his first book. What an egomaniac. He tells us about Yousef some, tying it into his investigation. What he says lends credence to the 911 Truth Commission, but he apparently doesn't see it.

He says his new book will be that the government knew 911 was coming. Throw it onto the pile, Peter.

Ian wraps it up here.

I'll be honest, I loathe Peter Lance. I just totally loathe him. But ... I'd rather have him than some boring fop who just puts me to sleep talking about pharmaceuticals or some other crap.

Great SNP. Ian was really feeling it tonight and so was I.

I guess this is the last SNP until 1.7.2006. So if you just read SNP and partake in nothing else @ binnallofamerica.com, here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Goodnight, everybody, see you in two weeks for more Punnett real time commentary.