Looks like no Pop-In ahead for tonight's SNP. Looks to be pure Punnett, complete with Open Lines, E-mails, and bad jokes. Could be good, could be awful, we'll see.

Ian does a lot of stuff to look cool. But this week's "Faces of Punnett" may go over the line. Ian, say it ain't so !

And we are all the way live as the theme music hits. Final SNP of November, finish up strong, Ian.

Stank intro once again, though read slightly better than usual. Shelley Kaehr is the full show guest. She sounds interesting. Divination of God stuffs.

Big story coming into Ian. Paul Hellyer stomping his feet about UFO's engaging in intergallactic war and wants an investigation. Uh oh. This guy sounds like he's going over the deep end.

Ian opens up Phone Lines for just that subject. Um, okay ? Ian says it's the "best half hour in radio". A vague allusion to SNP ? Ian, don't taunt me.

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Ian goes over the Hellyer story again.

Crying Virgin Mary statue story. Ian's awful joke count : 1

NBC is under fire for not mentioning the Macy's Parade accident. Ian compares the Macy's accident to 911. What a cretin.

Some story about CIFA, a goverment agency that may ruin our lives. Ian's awful joke count : 2

Hayabusa lands on asteroid and grabs some data. Good for them. Ian's awful joke count : 3

Bitter cold snap in Western Europe. Just 5 inches of snow. Ian mocks them. I endorse his mockery.

City in China has no water. 3.8 million people there. Ouch. This could turn into a nightmare.

Prophecy re: Los Angeles to be wiped out by tidal wave in 6 months. Ian's awful joke count : 4

Man faces aggravated battery charge for biting off an ear. There's apparently a punchline coming. Oh, it's that the two men were drinking and watching TV. Ian makes a Martha Stewart's Apprentice joke, I'll let that one slide. Ah, Ian makes a good joke about some emailers from last week.

Some dude in China reveals that 300 people have died of bird flu in China. Meanwhile, CDC has symptoms of bird flu that turns into Ian's awful joke count : 5

McDonalds is changing the Fillet of Fish. Ian eats Fillet of Fish. He's that guy.

E-mail re : last week's show. Dude complaining about technology suppression.

E-mail re: Dr. Ann Blake Tracy on the show. E-mailer says Tracy blames "all the evil in the world" on SSRI's. Ouch, pretty critical.

E-mail re: Dr. Shelley Kaehr. Dude makes a joke about Kaehr being sexy.

E-mail re: Deer attacking governor of MN.

E-mail re: Ian's bad joke re: XBox. E-mail's author is "Timothy", not binnall. Timothy has MS. Odd e-mail.

E-mail re: grandma's broken hip.

E-mail re: When's the right time to tell an highway it's adopted.

Ian plugs tons of message boards. No mention of theusofe.com. Uh oh. Open handed diss to binnall. A call to action ?

Ian's awful joke count : 6.

Wow ! Ian reads the e-mail I featured in this week's "binnall report" re: the cubic nature of time. That's bizarre.

Open Lines on Hellyer coming next ...

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Funky little jazz number here for Open Lines. I could almost imagine IP playing in this band. Deep voice guy gives out the numbers.

Ian used to hang with Ramsey Louis of the the Ramsey Louis Trio or something.

Lots of e-mail re: Hellyer story.

Ian reads more of the story. Wants callers, especially from Canadians.

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1st Caller says this will "go nowhere". He sounds drunk. Ian drops him quick.

2nd Caller says it "may have credence". Ian sounds skeptical.

3rd Caller says it's "pretty ridiculous". Ouch, Hellyer is getting spanked tonight on here.

Ian speculates on the political divisions of aliens.

Dino is Caller 4 on the International line calling from Canada. He says it's a "bunch of crap".

Ian is really ripping on this now. He says he got tons of e-mails regarding the story but apparently they aren't talking about it in Canada.

East of the Rockies for Caller 5. Brad says it is "long overdue". He brings up black ops type stuffs for some odd reason. He works near Wright Patterson AFB. He believes in a Moon Hoax. We all laugh at him now.

Caller 6 is in Vancouver. He says the two callers in Canada don't know what they are talking about. This dude is a big time mover of this. Sounds like finally a knowledgeable caller. He's saying there are alien bases on the moon. He cites alien crashes lately. Ian doesn't understand what he is saying.

Ian asks for his sources. Oh gross, this dude is in contact with ETs. Way to pee in the punch bowl, man. Ian wants to debate him about why aliens let us shoot at them. He says they have a higher level of "love tolerance". Oh, okay. Ian mocks him and he gets pissed.

Dan in Canada is Caller 7. He says that Hellyer is a former Trudeau cabinet member. Apparently, he's been pretty smeared in the press in Canada.

Ian wants more calls at the end of the show on this. He's really milking it.

Caller 8 wraps it up with a rambling point that goes nowhere. A fine ended to a surreal SNP.