No pop-in scheduled for this week's SNP, so it's an unfettered IP submitted for our amusement. Speaking of amusement, IP was the chat guest on the C2C website this week and was pretty damn funny. Sadly, no one asked him if he read SNP, but judging from his caustic mood last week in the 1st hour, I think it's a given.

This week's "Faces of Punnett" jumps into the wayback machine or looks for inspiration from your local neighborhood biker bar, as Ian sports the classic "moustache that connects to sideburns". It's an "FoP" you've got to see to believe.

Holy crap. Literally in the scant minutes I was fixing up these week's SNP, the C2C website announced that IP will have Joel Barker, business futurist, on in the 1st hour to talk about some kind of future technology survey. I'll give you a hot tip ... Noory Bobble Head Futures are where it's at. I've got over five thousand dollars invested into those little bastards.

Let's rock it out, here's the C2C theme song. Let's hope Ian changed his dismal opening riff. Ugh, gross, he hasn't. "odor to the odorless" ? C'mon, man.

Ian is excited about the guests later tonight. He's pushing Katherine Albrecht for later. She'll be all about RFID. The odds of Ian crapping his pants are good.

He already sounds freaked out. Now he's freaking me out. Damn, he's good.

Alright, Ian ! His hype is reaching overkill and he's giving out too much info. I'm afraid Albrecht won't have anything to say now. Apparently, Katherine has a co-author who's name I don't recall already. She'll be on too.

News : Hurricane Otis. Nice, I like that name.

Italian book about Nazis and nukes. Sounds interesting. (Better than RFID tags, at least)

Gorillas use sticks to measure. Yay for gorillas ! Let's give them the vote.

Ian says wise people recall his After Dark editorial, the egomaniac.

Some hottie won "Best Legs of America" contest. Where's the link, Ian ? I'm a lonely man.

Some dude has 25 fingers and toes. Steve Quayle is hunting him down as I type this.

Ian craps on Florida, losing to Alabama. Dude, C2C listeners don't watch sports !

Unraveled code from Rosslyn chapel. Wha ?! I've not heard of this yet. Some composer cracked the code. "a stroke of genius". The message ... some music. I don't believe it at all. Ian's trying to explain it, but I am still skeptical. Sounds mildly interesting.

Wow ! Kudos to Ian. He's got a soundbite of it. He got a copy of the music sheets, had some studio musicians cut a version of it. I feel like I'm getting set up for a joke. Here it is ... for the first time ever ...

Ugh. Ian plays Giorgio Moroder's "The Chase", i.e. the C2C theme song. So funny, I forgot to laugh.

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Ian promises e-mail and phone calls later this hour. He's got Joel Barker from last week. Now I remember him.

Ian asks him about RFID.

Barker says it is an example of "super tech".

Ian asks who gives them the right.

Barker says nobody and that we have to take back our lives. Preach on, brother man.

Ian says pro-active. Nice.

Barker says if they don't hear no, they'll assume it's yes. Sounds like my prom night.

Ian says some article says people feel helpless to stop it.

Barker is going to update us on a survey he put out last week on Coast.

A thousand people responded.

Ian feels like "the Family Feud" He wants to hear some results.

Barker is going to bust it out on us. I'm getting confused by these results. He breaks down different perspectives on people's attitudes or something. Ranging from haters of Mother Nature to lovers of Mother Nature and Humanists and stuff.

He says the Mother Nature haters usually score high. But with the C2C survey it was in the middle.

The next level down scored higher.

The next level was in between.

The Mother Nature lovers scored highest so far.

The Humanists scored about as high as Mother Nature lovers.

Ian asks what this says about the C2C audience.

Barker says it means that C2C listeners are focused on human potential and "are better educated". He says the results are optimistic.

Barker's sold me on listening to last week's episode. Kudos to you, sir.

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This week on BoA : Audio, Season One, it's an hour and change with Terry Hansen, author of "The Missing Times". I've been a huge fan of Hansen's work for the past year and a half and I jumped into this conversation with both feet. We get in-depth on UFOs and the Media, conspiracy v. complicity, propaganda and censorship, UFO specials on basic cable, the pro-UFO media, the history of media / government complicity, Philip Klass, and tons more.

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Little "Dancing in the Moonlight" as a buffer bumper music tonight, showing Ian's softer side. Aw. Maybe he's feeling guilty over his wrathful outing last week on SNP. We forgive you, IP, no worries.

He says he had a great time in the chat room on the C2C site. Wish I'd popped in to say "ahoy hoy" to Ian.

An e-mail from a friend of Red Elk who says that Red had something amputated last year and he knows of a spiritual technique to get rid of "phantom limb" syndrome. Sounds interesting.

E-mail from KFI in LA. Validation wanted for a prophetic dream. I vaguely recall this exchange last week. Ephemeral stuff from the e-mail here that I can barely understand, except that this dude claims to share dreams. Uh huh. It gets even more bizarre and the author managed to use "dumb cluck" in this letter several times, very creative.

E-mail from Justin in southern Lake Tahoe. Man-dog again. He works nights and woke up to Man-dog on C2C last week.

Ian finds a way to play the Man-Dog clip yet again.

E-mail re : last week's spooky story of the woman's scream e-mail.

The e-mail claims to have heard the scream and her sister said it was foxes mating. Others wrote in to say "screech owls".

E-mail re : Ian looking like a "man ferret"

E-mail re : Does Ian work for the FBI ?

Ian admits he does secretly works for the FBI. He also admits to being a "man ferret". I believe the former, but not the latter.

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Ian smooches the C2C audience's collective posterior, citing Barker's survey results. I'll take the survey tonight and announce my score next week. How's that for a cliff hanger ?

Jim is calling from East of the Rockies. He's ostensibly calling to speak with Katherine Albrecht, despite her not being on tonight.

Ian lets him rant about the RFID chip and then tells him to calm down. Ian says the dangerous thing about RFID is that it is not an "opt in" system. Good observation, Ian. He's smart, I'll give him that.

Jim is annoyed that it is still spying. He points out that some stores don't want you sharing cards.

Ian points out that supermarket cards are "opt in" as opposed to covert surveillance.

Sheldon from Phoenix has a very important message for the show. Uh oh. He's monitoring ETs. That's nice. The ETs want recognition and publicity for "trying to stop the hurricanes". If we recognize they are fighting hurricanes, they'll help us.

Ian wants to know what they want for recognition.

Sheldon plugs some dude to be on the show.

Ian wants the ETs on the show.

Sheldon is speechless. Ian turns to mocking him. Go Ian !

Sheldon says "we don't deserve it" (to see them). What a moron.

Ian seems befuddled. He wants to know how Sheldon communicates with ETs.

Sheldon gets it from UFO Bob in Wisconsin. Call the men in white jackets, Ian.

Sheldon's mad that no one is talking about the ETs fighting hurricanes.

Ian says he wants UFO Bob on the show.

Sheldon says he'll hook him up with UFO Bob's info. Nice ! I hope he makes an appearance on SNP next week.

That was awesome.

Kevin on the First Time Caller Line. He had an epiphany after a NDE and it made him believe that Mother Earth made global warming because it recognized human's love of the beach. Yikes.

Ian takes issue with part of Kevin's rant.

Kevin rambles about stuff some and doesn't make all that much sense. He manages to sneak in an exasperated "Jesus Christ" somewhere there.

Next caller wants to "thank the aliens", responding to Sheldon. I missed this callers' location and line, sorry. Caller has one of those weird stories about strange things that happen. He claims spiritual intervention that made an alarm clock all of a sudden fix itself. Rather mundane miracle.

Ian wants an automatic alarm clock like that.

Ian pushes the RFID guests for the rest of the show and wraps up this week's SNP. He earns more respect from me for using Three Dog Night's "Shambala" to get us out of the hour. Ian, you kick it old school and I salute you for it.

Run of the mill SNP this week, with the thumb in the middle leaning slightly upwards.