It's been an exhausting day, what with the re-design of BoA, the return of BoA : Audio, and a recording of a future installment of our internet audio series. So ... I'm exhausted. I'm not quite sure what IP has up his sleeve this week, but hopefully it will keep me awake. No pop in this week, so we un-cut Ian. Mmmm.

This week in "Faces of Punnett" we see Ian's latest attempt to lure David Icke onto the Saturday night Coast-fest. Ian's gone reptilian (as only he can) in "FoP".

Something tells me Ian just picked up colored contact lenses at the nearest store for teenage girls, but that's just my inside sources.

I'm hoping to hear Noory plug my article in After Dark for February. I will dance with glee, should it happen.

Argh, another week of plugs for the Predictions issue. The people want binnall, give the people what they want. My ego not being inflated aside, I can't help but smile when Noory plugs Sylvia Browne as part of the "star studded cast" of the Predictions issue.

Here comes Ian, sounding like he ran to the mic. Must be those contact lenses.

Lots of e-mail re: last week's show w. Tracy Twyman. Ugh, listeners experiences w. money in e-mail. Where's my sleeping pillow.

Plugs for Lynn Marzulli as the full show guest. Nephilim, uh oh WTL look out, and stuff like that. Before we do the usual, Ian's gotta take a ...

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The ever mysterious Lesley has not clued me in, totally, to the topic of this coming Tuesday's "Grey Matters". I have gotten some inside word that it may pertain to the Alex Jones films on the infamous Bohemian Grove. Sounds spooky. I'm interested in Lesley's opinion on the much talked about Jones flicks.

Meanwhile, Lesley is busy as always with her hugely popular blog, The Debris Field. If you haven't been there yet, you are missing out. Go ... go there now.

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Ian says he has an announcement coming. He mentions something about "message boards" ... sounds ominous. Is he going to call out binnall ? I'm scared.

Crypto News :

The President of Iran is talking wacky again. Argh, he's reading this whole thing. The drumbeats of war w. Iran.

Studies say acupuncture works. Ian likes acupuncture as a short term solution.

The more education you have, the more likely you are to believe in paranormal stuffs. Ian agrees with me that that is obvious. Ian turns it into a shameless back patting for Coast to Coast. Ian, you schill, I love it.

Russia is freezing. Temperatures in Moscow : -9. Ugh. Ian calls drunk monkeys "drunkeys".

Some whale dies in London. Ian seems to think everyone knows about this.

Dolphin dies from leaping out of pool.

Blind woman has heart attack, regains sight. Bizarre.

Ian says he has a wacky picture of himself in a yellow tuxedo somewhere "on his website". I have to find that for next week.

Weird story about dude chasing a chicken, hit by lightning, regains hair or something.

E-mails :

Cashiers in BC wearing gloves from last week : they don't want germs that are on money. A lot of gross stuff about folks having crap in their mouth that cashiers may touch. Ian says, "mmm" to "baby saliva", the sick bastard made me laugh.

Robin the former toll booth worker chimes in to agree.

Some dude says there is a killer "staph infection" going around. I heard that too, oddly enough.

On the spiderweb design on dollar bill, re: the hidden spider that is there.

Ian rubs twenties. He also tried microwaving a 20. He says it is a hoax.

Ian plugs free Streamlink weekend @ C2C website.

Another e-mail re: ridges on a 20.

Ian talks about laws against burning money.

Re : Owl, not spider on dollar bill. Ian says that is another school of thought.

Stuff on Columbus, interesting.

Re : Jonathon "The Impaler" from last week's SNP. Dirty joke.

Re : Why the studio is dark. Ian likes to be lit by the buttons. The creep.

Re : A hotel in St. Petersburg Russia that has no 14th floor.

Re : Places you've listened to C2C that gave you the creeps. A call out that Ian made last week ...

C2C on a boom box in Mexican pick up truck.

In 1999, Ghost to Ghost, woman was in an old Cadillac hearse.

Ian thanks the listeners. Ian has a special and important announcement coming up next. Sounds like something huge.

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Are you living under a rock ? No ? Then you already know about the return of BoA : Audio, Season One. We are back in business this week with Melinda Leslie (Part 1 of 2). It is an in-depth discussion on all things MILAB related. Always wondered about that government harassment that folks seem to undergo when they've been abducted ? Wonder no longer and find out more in this week's BoA : Audio with guest Melinda Leslie.

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Coming back from the break, I'm on pins and needles. I wonder what this big announcement will be.

Deep voice guy gives out the phone numbers as some smooth jazz plays in the background. I wonder if Ian is packing his pipe.

Ian's talking about Lynn Mazulli. Ian says he is "freaked out" by Iran. More freaking out for the collective audience about Iran. Oh, great.

The announcement is ...

He says radio history.

Oh no.

Hmm. It sounds like Ian is leaving us.

He puts over Noory.

Ian says he was honored to be back on Coast when he returned last Summer.

The announcement : Art Bell is coming back to full weekends starting next weekend !!!

Wow. This is the final SNP.

Ian implies a spin off series.

Ian thanks Art.

Art returns next Saturday Night.

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The man we call Khryon is celebrating one year of quality writing for binnallofamerica.com with this week's K-Files. My how time flies. K-Man has evolved in a fine esoteric writer and has really proven to be a man of integrity in the past year. Hat's off to him. Celebrate one year of Khyron @ BoA on Wednesday where it all began.

And, lest we forget, Khyron is a most prolific artist. I suspect we'll be seeing some more films and film reviews from the artist in residence @ khyron.net. Check it out.

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Odd caller named Sam talks about the ridges on the twenty dollar bill. He goes into a long, convoluted explanation of how to light matches on a twenty.

Ian no sells him, essentially.

Cowboy-esque caller tries to walk Ian through finding the ridges on a twenty. Like a blind man at an orgy.

Ian calls his twenty a "big Andy"

"Qwint" on the 1st Time Caller line. He's in Galesburg, Illinois. He sounds drunk. He wants to ramble about Iran. He seems to imply China will be involved in this. Predicts March the 8th.

"Qwint" calls America the "mystery Babylon".

Ian snobbishly implies that everyone thinks they can figure out Revelation. Poor "Qwint" wants to argue with him about that.

Ian cuts off "Qwint" to send him down the river.

He turns the call from "Qwint" into a plug for Lynn Marzulli later in the night.

Ian's pontificating on the war with Iran.

Ian's reading news from Iceland for some odd reason. Apparently they are running almost entirely on hydrogen.

Ian's got a couple more callers. But ... he first plugs Marzulli again. Sounds like a mancrush for Ian.

Now Ian is talking about money and Tracy Twymann. Sounds like some kind of phone problems, because he's rambling.

Ian suggest folks bypass the hosts and go right to the guests. Uh oh. We've got a broken arrow here.

Ian plugs free Streamlink weekend. Lynn Marzulli is coming up next. I bet Ian broke the phones.

Wow. Wow. Wow. The final SNP. Ian ... we had so many good times. That time Terry Esau flipped out, the time I suggested Katherine Albrecht burn her bra at an anti-RFID rally, the time you made me cry. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Goodbye for now, dear Ian. Remember when you return, I will as well, to haunt your first hour.

So long folks, it was fun while it lasted, but we all knew Art would come back eventually and bump Ian out.