Looks like we've got a full load in this week's SNP, with a double pop-in. In the first half hour, he'll have Jennifer Robbins, who received a call from her dead mother. Then, in the second half hour, he'll have Jonathon Sharkey, pro. wrestler turned vampire, who thinks he can be elected governor of Minnesota. Ugh.

Meanwhile, after last week's dismal showing in Faces of Punnett, I knew we had to go back to basics ... scratch beneath the surface of IP ... find his feminine side, of course. Meet Dame Edna Punnett.

Sheesh. That's creepy.

I'll be honest, I'm pretty damn tired tonight but I will keep on keepin on with Mr. Punnett, doing that thing we do each week, despite my rather "worn out" state of mind.

Crap, it took a while for the feed to come up on the C2C webpage tonight. Someone's asleep at the switch. I blame Punnett.

Theme music ... rolling. Punnett ... is on.

And he's waiting forever to start the show. Another different reading of his opening. Ian says we need a dollar bill, a piece of paper, and a pen/pencil. Got it. What if money were magical ? Spooky. Ian's hyping Tracy Twyman for later in the show and it sounds excellent. He says Tracy says some previously unheard of, by Ian, stuff. Damn, sounds good.

E-mail, news, and stuff ... after the

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Crypto news ...

Bird flu virus "sequenced". Ian doesn't seem to know what it means either. He makes it sound bad.

New map. Ian botches the word "Admiral" and laughs. Apparently, some Chinese admiral discovered America. The guy was also apparently a eunich, why that is important I have no clue. Ian makes a eunich joke as well.

Crop insurance fraud story that sounds boring as hell. More big brother stuff.

It's dry in the Southwest. Ian wants more media coverage of it. He tries to work a joke in about the eunich Chinese admiral, but it just doesn't work.

Ian hates the big media covering NYC too much.

New evidence of mystery hydrogen cloud. Another physorg.com plug from Ian. I want a payola investigation.

Another plug for physorg ! Laser story.

Video game related twitching for kid in California. Odd.

Shelly Winters is dead. Ian turns it into a Pat Robertson joke.

E-mails ...

Ian says lots re: Peter Lance

lots re: Ramona Bell

Ian reads one.

Ian has memorial stationary. That's just odd. Sorry, Ian.

E-mail re: "Enemy of the State" again.

Big Lebowski oddity, that's weird

Rust powder in Chicao. E-mail from Topeka, KS claims it happened to them too. He speculates on "rust rain".

E-mail re: the caller from Canada who was upset about hungry children.

Cashiers using surgical gloves in British Columbia, Canada. Uh oh. Something's amiss.

E-mail : biological specimen of a "claw" with a "mind of its own". The guy says he has it. He sounded stoned.

E-mail : St. Louis expatriot who lives in Japan and loves C2C. He climbed Fuji in the dark while listening to Coast.

E-mail : David sent forecast of Ian's luckiest days.

E-mail : Phone call w. someone receiving a voice mail from a dead one. Ian's gots the e-mailer from last week ... next ...

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Ian's excited about Tracy Twyman and her theories of magical money. Ian says you need paper, pen, and dollar. He's also got the woman he was e-mailed by last week. Plus, he's got Jonathon Sharkey, vampire/pro. wrestler/gubenatorial candidate. What a cabal.

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Ian doesn't know anything about ghostly antiques, but he wants Jennifer Robbins to talk about it. She's the lady who got the voice mail from her dead daughter.

First she's telling us about ghostly antiques. Without sounding rude, Ms. Robbins sounds like a ghostly antique herself.

Ian wants her best example of a ghostly antique. He's really beating this thing to death.

Ms. Robbins is quite an accomplished author, it sounds.

Ian wants to know about her deceased daughter. This is getting creepy, I won't lie.

Ms. Robbins's daughter died of cancer, sadly. This is sad.

The gist of it is that a few months after her daughter died, Robbins received a voice mail from her deceased daughter.

She says it's not that uncommon, which I hear as well.

Jennifer Robbins bids us farewell. Interesting, albeit odd.

Here's comes Jonathon Sharkey, pro. wrestler / vampire / gubenatorial candidate.

Sharkey lives near Ian. (They're probably in the same band.)

He formed his own political party for vampires, witches, satanists, wiccans, and others of "non Christian beliefs".

Ian asks if there was a convention.

Sharkey's running for the presidency in '08. That's nice.

He says America needs an enema. That's charming.

He's hoping to make a positive impact. Uh oh, there's been a fall out.

Ian implies what we are all thinking, that he doesn't stand a chance.

Ian calls him a "patriotic vampire".

Apparently, Sharkey calls himself "The Impaler".

He says he will "personally execute criminals".

He's a strong supporter of education.

Sharkey's "pagan wife" lost her job as a bus driver after Sharkey announced his candidacy for Governor. That's hilarious.

Ian asks if it was because she announced that she "drinks his blood."

Sharkey and his woman make love "one to two times a day." Thanks, thanks for that, Sharkey.

Ian says, thankfully, that we are out of time.

Ian makes a joke about how much lovemaking Sharkey gets as he leaves.

Ian and I joke about the same thing way too much, I'm scared.

Good SNP this week.