And while Hoagland tearing someone else down to build himself up is not really news, per se, what was news was that Monday night marked the beginning of a daring new marketing campaign from RCH's Enterprise Mission.

Coming soon to less reputable men's magazines throughout America, the new print ad from Hoagland attempts to "set the record straight" and throw the proverbial gauntlet down at the feet of all those loony UFO nuts.

Thankfully, even the editors at low rent skin magazines have standards and required a disclaimer for the RCH sponsored advertisement, lest any of their readers get their hopes up for real answers.