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It started out innocently enough ... the stars of C2C gathered somewhere in upstate Vermont this past weekend for an esoteric Fourth of July BBQ. Luckily, my spy who tailed them last week managed to tag along this past week and supplied BoA with the goods.

The gang had all the barbeque fixins and proceeded to chow down for days on end. Sadly, Alex Jones couldn't make it, as he was off somewhere, preserving freedom and fighting the Illuminati.

Before long, foolishness arose, as Richard C. Hoagland produced what he claimed were "hyperdimensional bottle rockets." Authorities are still searching for the cause of the fire that burned down three apartment complexes.

After all the food ran out, Sean David Morton suspiciously had to go home. Friedman left once he saw that Hoagland had fireworks. Noory and Hoags ... well, they got pretty bored and finally decided to head into town to celebrate the 4th as only they knew how.

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