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Summer is the time of sequels and '06 is no different. What is different is that the creators of X-Men knew they had to turn it up a notch, going into the finale of their trilogy of films. So they enlisted the help of esoterica's all-stars from Coast to Coast AM to give the film an extra spark.

Knowing that the sinister government is about to regulate all mutants, the benevolent Dr.Xavier turns to the one group of scientists, so to speak, that can understand and appreciate the odditites that are the world's mutants.

But be afraid, because government has also realized the power of the C2C superstars and has enlisted the help of their own cabal of esotericists, complete with government-provided mutant powers ...

Sadly, screen tests revealed that the X-Men III target audience had no clue who Noory and company were and, quite frankly, found them repellant, so the entire idea was scrapped mid-way through filming. All that was left of this tragic experiment was some stills from the few scenes they shot and the original poster that they had planned on plastering throughout North America. Rumours continue to this day that Noory insisted on keeping his prop Magneto-esque helmet, but we can't confirm them at this time.


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