If you knew how many e-mails I get from bewildered C2C fans wondering why Richard Hoagland appears so often on the show, you'd weep for me. Luckily for the disgruntled writers, sent my spies out to the infamous Nooryland Ranch, because I knew something was amiss.

Disguised as a chef, my spy managed to find employment @ the Nooryland Ranch and what he discovered could only be decribed as macabre.

It turns out that there was some fine print in the contract for Richard C. Hoagland's role as "C2C science advisor". In addition to appearing on C2C at an endless rate, Hoagland is also forced to take over duties of minding the vast estate that is the Nooryland Ranch.

Before you start having thoughts of Hoagland tooling around in a golf cart and berating minimum wage workers, take a look at these pics that BoA spies managed to obtain.

Yes, poor Richard C., forced to rake leaves while Noory watches his satelite cable in his massive compound. Then, as if that is not enough, he has to do it all over again, after Noory decides he wants to play in the leaves. How sad.