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The lawyers @ C2C HQ have been working overtime this Spring, attempting to get an injunction to stop the release of the fourth installment of the famed Indiana Jones series. You see, after the failure of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, C2C Films snapped up rights to the franchise for a cheap price.

Determined to reinvigorate the story, they created an all-new character: Indiana Noor (described as a "distant cousin" of Harrison Ford's character) and began production on their version of the Indy series: Indiana Noor and the Case of the Evil Uma.

The plot was rather simple ... Acclaimed actress Uma Thurman (playing herself) enlists the aid of Indiana Noor in helping her track down the mysterious and possibly mythical "Golden Monkey Paw." Along with his sidekick Richard "Hoags" Hoagland, loosely based on the character Short Round from Temple of Doom, Indiana Noor sets about tracking down the coveted artifact.

After a harrowing search around the globe, Noor discovers the Golden Monkey Paw under a pile of newspapers in Steven Quayle's basement. Uma then reveals her sinister plan of using the enchanted simian hand to take over all of Hollywood and has Indiana Noor arrested for breaking some obscure French law.

From there, Hoags must spring Indiana Noor from a French jail and the duo attempt to recover the Monkey Paw before Uma can complete filming on My Super Ex-Girlfriend II.


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