Chaos once again reigned this week @ C2C HQ, as a new pictorial from tween pop sensation Hoagie Montana hit the mainstream press. Parents and educators were outraged by the photo's overall creepiness and noted conservative pundit Bill O'Reilly called it "a national blight."

While Richard C. Hoagland originally said that he thought the photos were "tastefully done," he subsequently released a statement saying that he regretted his judgement and that the pose was "innappropriate for a 60-something year old man."

Meanwhile, moderate football fan, George "The Noor" Noory stunned gridiron insiders when he was drafted in the first round by the St.Louis Rams.

Despite The Noor's claims of being able to "kick the ball like Kathy Ireland in Necessary Roughness," he was disappointed to find out he'd merely be a part of the broadcast team.