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After their assorted hijinks at last year's Super Bowl Media Day, the Coast to Coast crew was surprised to receive in the mail two all access passes to this year's festivities.

Upon arrival, The Noor was stunned by the sheer size of the football players, proclaiming "they are much bigger than they look on TV!" He also confused his larger interview subjects by waxing poetic about former St. Louis Gunners coach Chile Walsh.

Once they had settled in, though, the esoteric duo quickly began a follow-up to last year's campaign, as they peppered New York Giants' kicker Lawrence Tynes with questions about John Titor. Sadly, Tynes had no insight into the whereabouts of the wayward time traveler.

And, of course, Richard C. Hoagland couldn't help but make a scene when he demanded answers about the Martian Bigfoot from New England Patriots linebacker Junior Seau. Unfortunately, for Sir Hoags, Seau responded that it was all a "trick of light and shadow."


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