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The corporate fat cats at ABC recently took at look at the big trends of 2007 and realized that esoteric interest in on the rise. Coupled with the growing disinterest in American Idol, the TV executives knew that they needed to make a change.
They quickly shelved two-time New Year's Rockin' Eve host Ryan Seacrest in favor of someone a little closer in both age and sensibility to long-time host Dick Clark. Enter ... The Noor. Gone will be the over-done musical acts, and in their place will be psychic prognostications from C2C stars like Louis Turi and Sean David Morton. Jordan Maxwell will be on hand to explain the esoteric origins of the famous ball that drops in Times Square and why it is a symbol for all things Illuminati related. And, of course, C2C science advisor Richard C. Hoagland will be on a special assignment at Coral Castle in Florida, where he'll count down to the New Year and then spend 20 minutes, or so, explaining the hyperdimensional ramifications of 2008 being a leap year. |