But that didn't stop The Noor from spreading his holiday cheer. Unfortunately for Richard C. Hoagland, Noory invoked yet another clause in RCH's "science advisor" contract (said clause requires Hoagland to play the role of "female companion" in any historical recreation performed by Noory).

Drawing on the testimony of various C2C guests, The Noor made the rounds to local elementary schools to enlighten them as to the esoteric origins of Thanksgiving. Slipping into his method acting roots, Noory became "Cotton Noorington" and Hoagland begrudingly assumed the moniker of "Abigail Hoaggs".

The duo delighted the children with tales of Dr. Morgus time traveling to 1621, Sean David Morton's forecast for Thanksgiving 2012, and elaborate Thanksgiving conspiracy theories surrounding the powerful "Stuffing Lobby" and "Big Gravy".

Sadly, things turned ugly when a precocious 8 year old said that Hoagland's hyperdimensional theories were "stupid" and mocked Noory's suggestion that the first Thanksgiving meal was actually dinosaur meat.