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In light of the Duane "Dog" Chapman controversy this past week, A&E had a problem. They knew that they couldn't allow The Dog to return to their vaunted channel, but still wanted to milk the cash cow that was the popular basic cable series.

Luckily, they found a perfect solution in esoteric radio host George "The Noor" Noory. After hearing his disgust with dastardly criminals during his nightly news segment on the show, A&E dialed up "The Noor" and brought him into the fold.

After completing a three day course to obtain his bounty hunter license, Noory set to work putting together his team. Richard C. Hoagland would be his right hand man, using his unique science skills to hunt down "hyperdimensional hooligans". Sean David Morton would utilize his psychic skills to help locate the evil doers. Jerome Corsi, Steve Quayle, and Ed Dames would round out the gang as generic "toadies".

Unfortunately, once filming got underway, things quickly went awry. Corsi, Quayle, and Dames quickly left the gang, once they found out that they could possibly get shot. Morton's psychic locating techniques proved wholly inadequate and, more often than not, entirely wrong.

Sensing an increase in camera time, Richard C. Hoagland stuck around and remained on the show. The Noor agreed to continue on with the program, so long as they "adjusted the focus" ... Noor The Bounty Hunter will now focus on Noory's apprehension of petty criminals, like shoplifters and juvenile delinquents.

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