Upon hearing our news, serious students of esoterica wondered just how Bell had managed to conceive of a baby and carry it to term. Experimental labs were set up in underground facilities all over the world to find a way to duplicate the Bell enigma. And now, things have gotten even weirder.

Bell's brief C2C return last weekend included the first ever picture of Bell, his wife, and the now-infamous "Baby Bell". The picture was quickly spirited away to Hot Newz experts who worked feverishly, night and day, on unlocking its secrets.

A careful scrubbing of the picture, using special esoteric image software, revealed that it was, indeed, a doctored photo. The end result was truly frightening.

While still murky, the facts are starting to emerge ... clearly the "Bell baby" was conceived using some kind of hyperdimensional means.