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| For the last few weeks and months, esoteric insiders have been quietly whispering about George Noory's shrinking credibility with the hardcore paranormal set. Rumours abounded that he'd "gone Hollywood" and wasn't really a true truthseeker.
Soon the news spread to C2C HQ, so The Noor and his handlers got to work on correcting this growing perception problem. They quickly made some calls and secured acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz for a special Noory photoshoot. Unfortunately, Leibovitz's concept of portraying Noory in a shadowy realm of smoke and mystery was quickly shot down by The Noor, who thought the portrayal was "too scary" for his beloved "80 year old woman" demographic. An exasperated Annie threw up her hands and finally gave in to Noory's wardrobe demands, which he thought would better convey his "truthseeker" mindset to the skeptical C2C audience. Luckily, my insiders in the vanity photography industry slipped me one of the first pictures from the photoshoot, coming soon to the pages of "Vibe Magazine" and "Large Print Reader's Digest". |
