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| I was recently stunned to find out that The Noor and Richard C. Hoagland had been cast on the reality TV show "Big Brother". In an interesting twist, the usually live BB has had to go on a one week tape delay, due to RCH's penchant for long, verbose, and bizarre monologues about cover-ups, Cydonia, and hyperdimensional physics. As such, I've managed to get some inside info on their first week in the BB house.
Sadly, my sources indicate that the isolation from civilization was too much for The Noor to bear, as he first refused to get out of bed, then cried for hours on end in the kitchen of the BB house, and finally had a full on break down after being courted by the program's token transvestite contestant. He left the program, on his own volition, shortly thereafter. Meanwhile, Hoags found that having a captive audience of impressionable and bored young minds was the perfect place for his "guru" persona. Hardcore BB fans are pegging him as the favorite to win the competition, as he has said he'll "do anything" for the half million dollar prize. |
