It turns out Pam's PETA-thon in that first hour was a concession made by Noory and his Hollywood fat cats, who needed Pam's help in locating their desired co-star for yet another Noory-centric sequel to a Hollywood masterpiece.

The clues were all there ... Noory's endless harping on the merits of "Under Siege 2", his frequent reminders of his term in the US Navy, his recent lashing out at his online critics ... all that was missing was the final piece for this project : star of the original "Under Siege", former Baywatch beauty, Erika Eleniak (i.e. the woman who popped out of the cake, wearing only her birthday suit).

And now, like the slowly emerging Illuminati agenda of global control, Noory's big movie has come together.