A breakthrough was reached when my interns were studiously searching a fresh batch of microfiche that turned up our offices and discovered this picture.

Punnettologists are comparing the new find to the controversial "Jesus Tomb", as it may shed some light on Ian's shadowy "lost years".

In any event, it could explain this excerpt from the 1965 Congressional record that had, before now, puzzled many students of Punnett history : "The FCC has determined that the abnormally large head of celebrity Ian Punet is too salacious for American viewing audiences."