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My Hollywood insiders tell me that it's not just the Sci Fi Channel that wants a piece of the Noor. Rumour has it that Noory is a hit amongst the basic cable channels, who see his folksy good nature and non-threatening demeanor to be a potential boon for the coveted 80+ demographic.

As such, Noory and his handlers have turned down more than their fair share of potential cross-promotions with various channels ... until now.

When presented with the chance to join the cast of "Little People, Big World" in the role of "handyman" on the family's Roloff Farm, The Noor jumped at the opportunity.

Despite some difficult times at first, including guest star Richard Hoagland attempting to measure the Roloffs for "hyperdimensional anomalies" and Noory repeatedly suggesting that maybe the family were actually elves, the Roloffs and Noory soon grew to become one big / little happy family.

Coming soon to the Family Channel ... it's "Little People, Big Noory"

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