Never fear, my friends, my sources in Stamford, Connecticutt inform me that it was, indeed, all an act. You see, Coast to Coast AM is back in bed with pro. wrestling magnate Vince McMahon and his WWE. And what you heard last Tuesday was the first chapter in what should be an epic rasslin' feud between Ian Punnett and Red Elk.

Over the next few weeks, don't be surprised if mysterious callers start phoning in on C2C AM Live and picking fights with Ian, only to be revealed to be Red Elk, himself. Basing his performance on the legendary Terry Funk, Red Elk will mercilessly hound the diminutive Punnett (loosed based on the character of "Eugene"), week after week, mocking his manhood and calling him all sorts of off color insults.

Finally, the normally passive Punnett will be bullied no longer and demands retribution the only way he knows how ... an esoteric street fight. But not in the parking lot of Premiere radio ... but on the grandest stage of them all ... Wrestlemania, baby !