But insiders insisted that there was more to the story and their claims materialized in a stunning turn of events this past weekend, when all hell broke loose in Hollywood. Following an hours long binge of partying and clubbing with the likes of Richard "Glowsticks" Hoagland and Sean "Puff David" Morton, Spears insisted she had to get Noory to notice her again. Hence her subsequent head shaving, following the realization of what she'd done, nearly immediately followed by her revolving door trips to rehab.

Never one to let his hurting friends hurt alone, a stunned but brave Noory quickly shaved his head, in a show of solidarity with his former flame. Thankfully, C2C is a radio program, so their vast audience will be spared this picture of Noory's repugnant, shaven visage that my cronies sent along to Hot Newz.