Following the strange turn of events this week, which saw NASA embroiled in a perverse love triangle, the orders came down from "the boys upstairs" that NASA needed some new astronauts.
Determined to "never again let sex appeal stand in the way of space exploration", NASA sought out, and found, three astronauts who would almost assuredly not set the lady astronauts hearts' aflutter.
Enter the Coastronauts.
My sources indicate that it didn't take long for the Coastronauts to begin training. Seen here is Richard C. Hoagland testing the re-entry diaper, which he reported was "surprisingly pleasant."
