After some serious doubts by many in the esoteric community, news leaked this past Summer that, indeed, a Hoagland movie was on the way to the big screen. What surprised many was that it wasn't the shadowy story of one man's quest for answers about the Face on Mars, but rather a farcical comedy about Hoagland's cross-country misadventures.

Witness Hoags hitchhike and get picked up by the ghost of a burly female truck driver, run afoul of a gang of bikers, and accidentally get forced into performing in a rodeo, along with many other hilarious circumstances throughout the film.

Yes, it's Hoagie's Big Adventure and it's coming to a theater near you sometime in the future.