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Ah, Happy Halloween, my friends. We return after our usual 2 week hiatus to rock it out with another edition of News Watch. Take a break from bobbing for apples and grab a handful of "fun size" snickers, because we've got your news fix right here.

Before we get down to business at hand, we have a blockbuster announcement from the offices of binnallofamerica.com. Coming tomorrow to BoA, a creation of necessity, it is ... BoA : Audio, Special Session. Given that we have arrived at the first indictment in the Plame Scandal, BoA : Audio turned to the only man we know of who could bring us the goods regarding what it might all mean : acclaimed geopolitical researcher and terrorism expert Webster Griffin Tarpley. Tarpley insisted that time is of the essence and broke down what the Scooter Libby indictment might mean both long term and short term in America and throughout the world. This will be premiering tomorrow @ BoA under the banner of BoA : Audio, Special Session. Be there @ binnallofamerica.com tomorrow evening for that one.

And now, this week's News Watch ... In the Hot 5, small time inventors get screwed by big business again, Big Cats in London, SETI propaganda, Nostradamus not so special, and ancient Toe Bones. Future News Now looks at recent advancement in remote controlling humans. Khyron reviews the film Serenity in That's Entertainment !. My Fandom : Year 2.5 kicks off the Hot Stove period for the Red Sox. Noory Story Showdown Scores and an editorial on Halloween's usual suspects.




Future News Now

Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans (infowars.com via AP)

Ugh. It just keeps getting worse. As expected, the ability to control humans via newfangled electronics is making it's way out of the black and into the mainstream. Just in time for martial law. Whodathunkit ?

A special headset was placed on my cranium by my hosts during a recent demonstration at an NTT research center. It sent a very low voltage electric current from the back of my ears through my head — either from left to right or right to left, depending on which way the joystick on a remote-control was moved.

I found the experience unnerving and exhausting: I sought to step straight ahead but kept careening from side to side. Those alternating currents literally threw me off.

I felt a mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the right. I was convinced — mistakenly — that this was the only way to maintain my balance.

Hot 5 Stories from The Debris Field

The links are straight from Lesley's blog The Debris Field. The commentary is pure binnall.


1>Small time inventors cry foul over patent changes (MSNBC)

Ah the big conglomerates are squeezing out the little guy again. Recall an edition of C2C that had an inventor expert on. The "independent inventor" has gone the way of the dinosaur as it is and this may be the proverbial meteor. If it means no more late night infomercials, it may be a good idea.

The Patent Reform Act of 2005, sponsored by Reps. Lamar Smith, R-Texas, and Howard Berman, D-Calif., includes changes supporters say are needed in a system that's processing more and more patents.

Among other things, the bill seeks to cut down on nuisance lawsuits by "patent trolls" — people who take out patents on products, methods or ideas just so they can sue a company for infringement if it eventually produces something similar.


2> Big cats prowled London's tower (BBC)

If there is an unofficial crypto mascot for the UK, it's gotta be the Big Cat. I've never been a huge Big Cat fan, as I've always just been like, "oh, it's a big cat", but they love their Big Cats. As you can see from this article, it must be a cultural thing, as the royals back in the day had their own Big Cat fetish.

Two lion skulls unearthed at the Tower of London have been dated to Medieval times, shedding light on the lost institution of the "Royal Menagerie".

It also shows the relationship between England's early monarchs and the "king of beasts" was not just a symbolic one.


3> How To Talk To Aliens (Forbes.com)

With a title like that, you know it's got to be all about our smarmy friends @ SETI. Yes, everyone's favorite loathsome twits spring up in this article which tries to settle the age old debate of what kind of signal to send to space. What doesn't surprise me, yet again, is that SETI kingpin and dimestore comedian Seth Shostak shows up for more of his vein attempts at humor. Seriously, does anyone think he's actually funny ?

The mathematical approach has its critics. "You're not going to send the value of Pi," says Shostak. "If aliens sent us the value of Pi, wouldn't you be disappointed? You learned that in seventh grade."

Instead, why not transmit everything we've got? "I would just send the entire contents of Google's servers," says Shostak. "To begin with, you don't have to worry about the fact that they don’t speak English, because there's a lot of redundancy, so they'll learn it. And every subject is in there. Sure, there's a lot of pornography, but that's human stuff, too."


4>The Nostradamus prophecies popular in every century (pravda.ru)

Uh oh, don't tell John Hogue that Pravda is on to his malarky. Yes, it seems they've been saying "it's the end of the world" since the world began. And Nostradamus has been their poster boy, much like the bottom feeders of today's C2C universe tend to do today.

Mysticism amateurs immediately realized they had a wonderful opportunity to ascribe every statement they wanted to Nostradamus. It was at the end of the 16th century that first attempts to use Nostradamus for political ends were made. Depending upon their personal political engagement, some people often declared some prophecies as made by Nostradamus.

Guillaume Apollinaire, one of the greatest French poets of the 20th century mentioned Nostradamus as a great poet. Historians and philologists finally realized that the Nostradamus prophecies were an epoch monument. No matter how people treat Nostradamus and astrology, the book of his prophecies has been reprinted for over 400 years which makes a lot of sense to us.


5>Toe Bones Reveal World's Earliest Shoe-Wearers (National Geographic)

Another great world mystery solved. Thank you, National Geographic. CSI : Pediatry is rather odd, but I like it. I can't help but wonder who the dude is who finally got to the bottom of this mystery and if he really has any friends. And, the obvious question, does he have a foot fetish ? (He must get that one constantly)

A new analysis of toe bones suggests that ancient people from Europe and the Middle East were the first to adopt supportive footwear—most likely primitive sandals—around 30,000 years ago.

Before that time, most humans went barefoot—regardless of their environment.


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Review : "Serenity" - 2005

Written and Directed by Joss Whedon

Rated Pg-13 for sequences of intense violence and action, and some sexual references.

Posted @ Khyron.net, 10.20.5

Acclaimed by critics and loved by fans, Joss Whedon's love it or hate it sci-fi epic, Firefly, gets a second chance at life. In his big-screen, directorial debut, Whedon tries to stake a claim in the post Star Wars market.

In Serenity, Captain Mal (Nathan Fillion) and crew run guns and steal goods in order to keep their prized vessel, the Serenity, in flight. Set in a future dominated by an oppressive government, the crew finds itself the target of a mysterious assassin. Meanwhile, River (Summer Glau) begins to understand her purpose, prompting Mal to make a choice that will decide the fate of the Serenity.

Joss Whedon is obviously quite skilled at two things: casting and dialogue.

First of all, the cast assembled ranks among one of the most homely and believable in recent sci-fi memory. There's no external baggage to bring you out of Serenity's fantasy universe. And except for a few excusably hokey lines, the essentially unknown cast performs fine in this expanded medium.

Though such fine performances are helped to be made possible by a very well written script. About as far from the debatable dialogue in this year's hit, Revenge of the Sith, as possible, Serenity features honest and believable character interaction. Which is good, too, because despite the action extravaganza appearance given in the trailers, Serenity is very much a talkative, thinking-man's sci-fi. That's not to say that it's boring--far from it--but I feel that much of its success is due to the crafted interaction between characters.

As long as I'm making parallels to Star Wars, I think a big point to raise is in special effects. Again, choosing the opposite path, Serenity takes a minimalist approach to CGI. As opposed to the increased dependence on green-screens, it was good to see real sets, props, and stunts. And of the computer animation used, it focuses mainly on space battles--an aspect well suited to CGI. A giant battle sequence near the end stands out as not only a fine example of computer animation done right, but also as evidence of the high production value of Serenity.

When a TV show is adapted to movie format, it's a challenge to give it the refined appearance of cinema. But as with other show-turned-movies franchises like The X-Files and Star Trek, Serenity stays true to its television roots, while still providing the aesthetic charm expected in a full-length film.

My biggest quarrel with the film is with it's ending. Either Whedon holds out hope for sequels or he just doesn't want to see his brain child forever altered, but a very tacked on scene basically admits the entire film had little impact on its fictional universe. There are some risks taken (perhaps too many for seriously die-hard fans), but personally, I would have liked to have seen the movie format be a means to really try out some new things.

A touching mix of great characters, exciting action, and a unique setting, Serenity is every bit as good as the beloved Firefly. Although it may not be enough to warrant a series comeback, it is certainly a fine piece of science fiction. For those turned-off or disappointed in the latest Star Wars, Serenity makes a fine alternative.

Rating: 4/5

Contact Khyron here : mjbrun@gmail.com


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My Fandom : Year 2.5

binnall's chronicle of the 2006 Red Sox Off-Season

After much consternation, we've decided to keep going with "My Fandom", at least for the time being, as the baseball off-season (known as the "Hot Stove Period") often produces as much interesting news as when the season is in session. As predicted in the last edition of News Watch, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series this past week, making the sting of their sweeping the Red Sox a little less potent.

The Chi Sox went a stunning 9 and 1 in the playoffs, which is an outstanding record. It may be the best record since the inception of the wildcard, but I'm not one of those stat junkies and I've not seen it pointed out anywhere yet. While I wasn't a huge fan of nutty Ozzie Guillen throughout the season, he won me over during the playoffs with some top notch managing and nice theatrics. Be that as it may, the "cursed" White Sox winning the World Series just isn't as awesome or impressive as last year's feat performed by the beloved Boston Red Sox.

Speaking of the Red Sox, there's plenty to talk about going on here on the homefront. The main issue that everyone's talking about is what will be the fate of Red Sox GM Theo Epstein. Apparently, he's been haggling with the Sox front office over a new contract and his present one expires, you guessed it, today. By the time this edition of NW is out, we will have answers. I'm hoping that they will keep Theo around, as he's got good chemistry with many of the players and has assembled not just a great team for the past 3 years, but also a very strong farm system that will help the Sox in years to come.

Meanwhile, now that the season is over, it is time for the year-end awards. The most important around here will be the American League MVP. Throughout September the debate was Alex Rodriguez of the hated Yankees against the beloved David "Big Papi" Ortiz. Everyone seemed to agree, even the know-it-all TV pundits, that Ortiz was far better in the clutch and literally more valuable as a player than A-Rod. However, a good percentage of them harped on how A-Rod plays a position and Ortiz is "only" a DH (Designated Hitter). No DH has ever won MVP, but it is time for that to change. Ortiz managed an insane number of game tying or game winning hits this year and probably was the reason behind at least 20 wins for the Red Sox. The Yankees have guys who are more valuable than A-Rod, who seems to only be in contention because of the big numbers for home runs and RBIs he has. We'll find out who wins that award within the next few weeks.

And, breaking just before the weekend, Manny Ramirez has apparently asked the Red Sox for a trade, yet again. This is like the 5th time, at least, that this has happened and both sides have tried to separate after each season for several years. Despite all that Ramirez has been awesome on the field, save for some less than stellar moments this season in particular. Be that as it may, I'll probably never forget that Sunday afternoon game after the trade deadline when it was certain Ramirez was staying. It was simply awesome.

Part of me hopes that this is part of the continuing cycle of Ramirez almost leaving, then staying. However, I'm afraid one of these times it will stick and I'm dreading this off-season will be when it happens. Should it happen, it will be an awful turn of events. The Sox would be crazy to split up the duo of Manny and Ortiz. If Manny leaves, they'll have to get a top notch hitter to hit behind "Big Papi" or the Sox will have big problems in '06.

The next few weeks will probably see a lot of answers regarding where some of the "minor" characters of the Red Sox end up. Hopefully, we'll see the return of Bill Mueller and Mike Timlin. I'm afraid it will be awhile before we know where Johnny Damon will end up. And, one assumes, that the Sox will work out a deal with often put upon manager Terry Francona. The good news is that maligned third base coach Dale Sveum will not be returning next year.

Notes for 10.31.2005 : Lots of big scorers this week. Notable is the huge number put up by joelnet, setting a Streamlink record. Also, please note that we have added "Divisional Standings" to the Scorecard to better keep track of each board. Remember that there is a prize for first place on the board that does not have the overall winner.


Streamlinkers : joelnet (7): "Libby Indicted First", "Exxon Mobil posts Record quarterly profit of $9.9 billion", "Harriet Miers withdraws", "Hanged Woman Mistaken for Halloween Prop", "Wilma-weary Floridians wait hours for basic supplies", "Iraq Ratifies Constitution", and "2000 U.S. Troops Dead: 1800 since Mission Accomplished"

qwerty : "Three car bombs in Iraq kill at least 20"

nettie : "Rosa Parks Died"


theUSofE.com : baemark (6): "Wilma races across Florida, now cat 2", "Almost 60 pilot whales die in Australian mass stranding", "New England Braces for Wilma, Nor'easter", "BP Reports 3rd-Quarter Profit Up 34 Pct.", "Miers withdraws Supreme Court nomination", and "Alpha leaves at least 8 dead in Haiti

sayntbrigid : "Civil Rights Pioneer Rosa Parks Dead"

theorist (3) : "Iran Leader Reiterates Anti-Israel Stance", "Alien abductees prone to false memories?", "US military death toll in Iraq reaches 2,000"


Current Overall Standings as of 10.31.5 : Baemark (66), Oscar (64), theorist (38 ), mirage (12), joelnet (10), FAZER (8 ), qwerty (7), somnus (7), Tony1 (6), dark matter (5), jerikai (4), Majestic Peak (3), sheepskin (2), WTL (2), Green Moon (2), Shredder (2), Japanese American (2), SomeAverageJoe (2), 1234 (2), lightningal (2), anotherlight (1), cns (1), Nettie (2), PB@J (2), infinity 7th (1), khyron (1), and sayntbrigid (1)


Divisional Standings as of 10.31.5

USofE : Baemark (66), Oscar (64), theorist (38 ), Somnus (7), dark matter (5), jerikai (4), Majestic Peak (3), WTL (2), PB@J (2), sayntbrigid (1) and khyron (1).

Streamlink : mirage (12), joelnet (10), FAZER (8 ), qwerty (7), Tony1 (6), sheepskin (2), Green Moon (2), Shredder (2), Japanese American (2), SomeAverageJoe (2), 1234 (2), lightningal (2), anotherlight (1), cns (1), Nettie (2), and infinity 7th (1).


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Editorial

Halloween's Usual Suspects

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli (Steve Martin): When did your wife leave?

Barney (Rick Moranis) : October.

Vince: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?

Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as! -- a scene from "My Blue Heaven".

And how true it is. Halloween, once beloved in the binnall house is now yet another bastardized version of childhood bliss and commercialised crap. Much like Kenneth Davis on Coast to Coast last week, we must turn and examine some of the "modern day" myths, legends, and characters of Halloween ...

The MacGyver : The guy who makes his costume out of home made crap and think he is clever. Kudos to my old friend Eduardo who will be sporting a tablecloth as a cape with paper plates stapled to it. Yes, folks, he's going as a table.

The Whore : Generally any chick who dresses in something way over the top provocative. French maid, cheerleader, Condi Rice, take your pick. If alcohol is served, there is a good chance to see some flashing and a high liklihood of sex.

The Nerd : Someone who had meticulously planned his costume for the better part of 6 weeks. This is not limited to nerdly pursuits, more to the sheer insanity of such pre-production. If the costume required purchasing from a catalog, this is even worse.

The Drag Queen : The closest cross dressers come out of the woodwork this time of year, so be forewarned all those who sport the beer goggles. November 1st can be a cruel day for those who are black out drunks.

El Generico : Cowboy. Policeman. George Bush. The costume that requires so little thought, it's ridiculous. Expect to see 3 to 4 of these costumes, at least, with varying degrees of creativeness.

Dr. Obscure : The costume that requires almost as much explaining as it took to put together. Generally these are characters from cult TV shows or movies. Boba Fett is a prime example.

The Nudist : Could be a man or a woman, but either way this party goer likes to be nude. Whether it be just a trench coat or skimpy lingerie, expect to see some genitals.

The "I don't dress up" guy : The pompous ass who looks down at everyone and wishes he was having fun. Known for pointing out the ruining of Halloween by the corporate elite. May plug infowars.com. I could go on and on, but those are the worst offenders. Somewhere along the way, a handful of folks pull off something that isn't so far into one of those spectrums and you realize that the human race hasn't completely botched the job ... yet.

End Notes

There you have it, kids. Finished up just in time for you to slip your inflammable costume on and take advantage of all that free candy. Remember to check all apples for razorblades and avoid the houses of C2C guests, lest you want a half hour lecture on hyperdimensional physics.

Plugs : Tomorrow @ binnallofamerica.com, it's Lesley's Grey Matters where she puts the final nail in the coffin of Halloween with her top 12 Halloween flicks. Meanwhile, later that afternoon, it's a BoA : Audio exclusive ... Special Session with Webster Tarpley. Discussing all things related to potential terror attacks in the wake of the brewing scandals in Washington and the eventual war with Iran. A must-hear audio from BoA. Khyron returns on Wednesday with more K-Files. Thursday ... Hot Newz. Friday, the binnall report. Saturday, BoA : Audio, Season One continues with Peter Robbins, Part 2 of 2 where we discuss more on the Rendlesham Forest incident plus Ufology in Japan, women of Ufology, and Ufology on the Internet. Sunday, it's SNP and smoker dave. And, next Monday, no News Watch, but something equally awesome. More details to come later in the week. Check out all the madness @ binnallofamerica.com.

In closing, Happy Halloween to my American readers and happy October 31st to everyone else. Hope your evening is full of more treats than tricks and your house doesn't get egged. Until then, be safe, be prepared, and be real.

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